It’s that time of year!

XXXmas special

There’s a nip in the air, everyone’s feeling extra festive.

It’s the time of the year when hookers start posting pictures of themselves in Santa hats.

I understand, I get it. I guess it’s supposed to make them look fun and whimsical. But it just really kinda underscores the fact that you’re looking to pay a hooker to fuck you on Xmas.

If you scour the internets, (like I do) you’re likely to find more than a few examples. Hey, who doesn’t like a happy holiday humjob?

I guess what it really comes down to is that advertising staple, the year-end clearance sale. Girls gotta eat, and hookers have families to buy Xmas presents for, too.

And it’s not all Santa hats and candy canes. There’s the ol’ reliable “All I want for Christmas is peace on earth… and to offer you $50 off on a multi-hour session if you book now” message board post.

I got a rock

Every naughty elf picture, every “what do you want for Xmas” message board post, every stocking-stuffer special has one intended end result: the booking. Because the answer to “what do you guys want for Xmas?” is always supposed to be “YOU!”

Ho ho, Ho

And regular as clockwork, the “hobbyists” fall for it. Every time. Can’t blame a girl for tryin’. And they try hard this time of year.

Let’s face it, money’s tight, unemployment is up, competition is stiff and the economy sucks harder than a full price GFE.

And the only guys who will actually book anything during this time of year are the sad sacks who don’t have wives, girlfriends, families or friends to spend the Happy Holidays with. And those guys generally don’t have a lot of disposable income to spend on a hooker.

How much for the penguin?

The electronic ho-stroll doesn’t close down for the holidays. I guess, in the grand scheme of things, a few festive Santa hats ain’t all that bad. I guess it’s better than the menorah shaped bra.


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